Jumat, 27 Maret 2009

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Pesawat Lion Air yang mengalami kerusakan.

27/03/2009 23:07 - Kecelakaan Pesawat
Dua Hari Terakhir Tiga Pesawat Gagal Terbang

Liputan6.com, Makassar: Pesawat milik maskapai Lion Air batal melanjutkan penerbangan setelah menabrak burung di Bandar Udara Hasanuddin, Makassar, Sulawesi Selatan, Jumat (27/3) pagi. Bangkai burung masuk ke mesin jet pesawat jenis Boeing 737-900ER itu serta menyebabkan sistem rusak sehingga tak berfungsi lagi.

Pesawat yang mengangkut ratusan penumpang ini terbang dari Bandara Sam Ratulangi, Manado, Sulawesi Utara dan transit di Bandara Hasanuddin, Makassar. Rencananya, pesawat nahas itu akan melanjutkan perjalanan ke Denpasar, Bali dan Bandara Soekarno-Hatta, Tangerang, Banten.

Di Pangkalpinang, Belitung, pesawat Batavia Air gagal terbang karena rodanya rusak. Kerusakan baru diketahui pilot setelah pesawat berada di landasan pacu. Setelah diperiksa, perbaikannya ternyata harus menunggu suku cadang dari Jakarta. Sayangnya, penumpang baru diinformasikan pesawat tidak bisa terbang hari itu setelah menunggu lebih dari tiga jam.

Sehari sebelumnya, pesawat Sriwijaya Air tujuan Tanjungpinang, Kepulauan Riau-Jakarta, juga batal terbang. Diduga, kerusakan terjadi pada mesin pesawat bagian belakang [baca: Mesin Rusak, Sriwijaya Air Gagal Terbang].(ANS/Tim Liputan 6 SCTV)

CONTOH-CONTOH SPOOF TEXT

spoof text untuk tugas B. Inggris minggu ini. smoga bermanfaat...
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What is Spoof?

Spoof Text-Definition and Social Function of Spoof
Spoof is a text which tells factual story, happened in the past time with unpredictable and funny ending. Its social function is to entertain and share the story.

Generic Structure of Spoof
1. Orientation
2. Events
3. Twist

Language Feature of Spoof
1. Focusing on people, animals or certain things
2. Using action verb; ate, ran, etc
3. Using adverb of time and place
4. Told in chronological order.

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Contoh-contoh Spoof:


Penguin in the Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!".

The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie".

Generic Structure Analysis
Orientation;introducing participants: "He" and Penguin. They were in the park
Event1; The man tended to take the penguin to the park
Event; The following day, the man were still carrying the penguin
Twist; Even, finally the man would take the penguin to the movies
Language Feature Analysis
Focusing on certain certain participants; He, penguin, policeman
Using action verb; carry, walk up
Using adverb of time and place; once, in the park
Told in chronological order; chronological order by days, the next day.

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Abu Nawas and the King Aaron

The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and that’s too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.

The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.

The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.

Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.

“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.

Generic Structure Analysis
Orientation: Introducing Abu Nawas and the King on the counteracts about leaving and staying in the country

Event 1: Abu Nawas was swimming on the pool

Event 2: Abu Nawas was walking on the stilts

Twister: Abu Nawas explained that swimming in the pool and walking on the stilts meant not stepping on the ground of the country.

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(nah ini dia spoof yang paling gw seneng)

Nasreddin’s Coat

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.

When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes

Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food

Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin's answer, they just shook the head.


Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation: one day, Nasreddin was invited to a dinner party

Event 1: He was in the party with his old cloth

Event 2: He was in the party with his best newest coat

Twist: Among the hosts and guests, he aske his coat to eat the served food.

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Rabu, 25 Maret 2009

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